- Do we have a duck problem? And what could we do about it?
- In recent years, it feels like the normalisation of ducks continues without being challenged. "I am not a duck. I am a patriot."
- Instead of recognizing their actions, we are trusting the ducks' words. "I am not a duck. I am a member of parliament."
- We are at a point where ducks have made it to positions of power. "I am not a duck. I am a minister."
- It is a waste of time to expect anything from the spineless worm that is in a leadership position. "I can't do anything, if an adult wants to be a duck."
- Oh no! I am just a regular animal. How can I prevent the rise of the ducks?
- It is the regular animals that have the best possibilities in this struggle. Because unity is strength.
- 1) Let's talk about the dangers ducks pose openly and with clear words "The ducks want violence against minorities" "Oh no, I just thought they are fighting for our interests"
- 3) Let's support those that oppose ducks "No ducks in Helsinki. No ducks anywhere."
- 2) Let's not give space and legitimacy for their activities, whether it is reading circles in our libraries or marches on our streets
- 4) Let's remind our decision makers, that supporting ducks is never ok
- 5) Let's do everything possible to make conditions difficult for ducks to exist "What are you doing?" "We are creating a diverse community garden that is open to everyone"
- In this way we can together create a society free of ducks. Disclaimer: Any resemblances to actual events are completely accidental